Jesus is a hoax — all religion is a game/test for us to solve — we can stop Armageddon — but we must discredit and kill the fictitious character JESUS.
Jesus says very clearly in the bible, that he is the God of the old testament and of the new testament and by doing that, he is the God of the Jews and the God of the Koran, the God of Moses and Abraham, the one that created the world.
By discrediting the cartoon monster figure that he is, we can eliminate the three religions that control the world and by doing that, stop most wars and the path we are taking to Armageddon.
This are some of the most important verses in the bible— because they establish that Jesus created all including the Devil and all evil.
John 1.3 All things were made through Him, and without Him nothing was made that was made.
John 1.10 He was in the world, and the world was made through Him, and the world did not know Him.
There are also other verses that establish that Satan is at is orders and in Revelation 20, he orders only one angel to lock him up for some time, and if he wanted he could just lock him up at anytime, proving that he wants us to suffer and planed the all thing.
Revelation 20.1 – Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, having the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand. 2 He laid hold of the dragon, that serpent of old, who is the Devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years; 3 and he cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal on him, so that he should deceive the nations no more till the thousand years were finished. But after these things he must be released for a little while.
I hope this isn’t too complicated to all of you brain dead Christians or Jews, or Muslims! Jesus is your God, Jesus is Allah, Jesus is Yahweh!
Now we know that Jesus is evil, a murderer, creates all wars, disease, child abuse and more; what he is very proud of, apparently!
Now I’m going to reveal other errors, lies and mistakes in the bible that shouldn’t be there if a real God that controls everything, would have inspired it (remember Jesus claims that he knows even how many hairs you have on your head; to write a book of rules should be a piece of cake!
Mathew 10.30 – But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.
You can do a Internet search and find several sites exposing some of those errors, contradictions and lies and there is even someone claiming it has 1001 errors. I have found many more and because i practiced Christianity like the Bible demands and went trough the world investigating those that have done the same, i know of many other problems that no one has uncovered. From the promises of the bible that never come to pass completely; with many happening to fool new beginners and to ground those that are ready to call it quits, to contradictions that shouldn’t be there at all and would not stand a chance in a court of law.
Some of the websites describing the errors:
Even some of them can be discarded and explained, others are plain and impossible to deny, unless you’re blind and dumb!
It’s well known that even the existing manuscripts don’t agree in all cases and some are even omitting important parts, besides none of them appearing to be original, what doesn’t say much about that powerful God —– or is he all thing done on purpose, like i say it is!
Paul the false christian
One thing very few have realized is that Jesus ordered their disciples to go trough the world, what only one of them did ( Thomas went to India, some of the others went to neighboring countries, but no one besides Paul, went out like ordered).
I will prove without a doubt that Paul wasn’t hired by Jesus and was not a Christian! Remember that Jesus never personally hired Paul and he was Hired by a voice claiming to be Jesus.
I know that the all thing is a hoax but even if there was validity to it, Paul couldn’t be called a Christian and this is why:
1— Paul claimed to have a Demon and having asked God to remove it, God said no; what would make Jesus a liar because of what Jesus said:
Paul said :
2 COR 7 — And lest I should be exalted above measure by the abundance of the revelations, a thorn in the flesh was given to me, a messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I be exalted above measure. 8Concerning this thing I pleaded with the Lord three times that it might depart from me. 9 And He said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore most gladly I will rather boast in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
The problem is that if this was true, then Jesus lied! So if Jesus never lies, then Paul is lying and whoever told him that, wasn’t Jesus, but Satan!
John 14.13- And whatever you ask in My name, that I will do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If you ask anything in My name, I will do it.
John 15.7 – If you abide in Me, and My words abide in you, you will ask what you desire, and it shall be done for you.
This verses also make all Christians liars, because no one in the world can claim to have what they ask, they will get like i did, some things selectively, to fool you and keep you enslaved. It’s so funny to see Christians praying to God and never get an answer and running to the doctor in shame and making up excuses, such as:
Maybe god doesn’t like me — maybe God wants to use the doctor to cure me — maybe it’s a test — maybe it’s to make me stronger —-hahahah!
What about: Maybe you’re not a Christian –maybe God is in vacation — maybe you deserve to be punished for been so dumb!
Either God lied, or they aren’t Christians, or like i say the all thing is a test/game/puzzle to see how long it takes us to solve the scam and look for the real truth!
So Paul lied here and lied again when he told one of his assistants to drink wine because of his health problems, when he was preaching that by prayer and faith one would get everything.
And of course Paul says :
Philippians 4.13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me —- Really? Paul can’t be Christian because he is a liar, proving that he listens to a voice that lies and that voice is Satan according to the bible and even according to himself!
2 cor 11.13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. —-2 13.5 Examine yourselves as to whether you are in the faith. Test yourselves. Do you not know yourselves, that Jesus Christ is in you?—unless indeed you are disqualified.—-Imagine that, too bad he never qualified himself!
1 cor 7 It is good for a man not to touch a woman. For I wish that all men were even as I myself. But each one has his own gift from God, one in this manner and another in that.
8 But I say to the unmarried and to the widows: It is good for them if they remain even as I am; 9 but if they cannot exercise self-control, let them marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
This is just ridiculous! It’s very clear that God made man and woman To be together as one. Paul is lying and making things up as if he was God!
1 cor 12 12 But to the rest I, not the Lord, say: If any brother has a wife who does not believe, and she is willing to live with him, let him not divorce her. 13 And a woman who has a husband who does not believe, if he is willing to live with her, let her not divorce him.
This one is too funny because in another verse he says this:
2 cor 6.14 – 14 Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteousness with lawlessness? And what communion has light with darkness?
More Lies from Paul:
1cor 14.22 –Therefore tongues are for a sign, not to those who believe but to unbelievers; but prophesying is not for unbelievers but for those who believe. 23 Therefore if the whole church comes together in one place, and all speak with tongues, and there come in those who are uninformed or unbelievers, will they not say that you are out of your mind?
Hopefully you don’t need explanation on this one. For crying out loud, this idiot contradicted himself on this 2 sequential verses!..What a joke!
Jesus never said that tongues are signs to others and they are a sign of approval to yourself and those that truly speak in true tongues, they don’t control when they speak at all.
1cor 14. 34 Let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says. 35 And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is shameful for women to speak in church.
Shameful? Let the woman be silent! Jesus never said that, there are many women that are even pastors, what is another joke. But then Paul said this:
Galatians 3.26 For you are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus. 27 For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus. 29 And if you are Christ’s, then you are Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise.
Apparently not equal to speak, more like an inferior creature!
Paul also told Jesus to shut up in a verse about speaking in tongues. He told those that spoke in tongues to control them and subject them; when it’s very clear that tongues are given by God the Holly Spirit as a sign and that God should know better when to give them and when not to ———– he was telling God literally to shut up.
When i was Christian i couldn’t stop the tongues even if i wanted to, just like it was suppose to be, even if the all thing was just a show to fool you.
1cor 14.27 If anyone speaks in a tongue, let there be two or at the most three, each in turn, and let one interpret.28 But if there is no interpreter, let him keep silent in church, and let him speak to himself and to God.
Shut up and speak when i tell you! Real funny! Jesus never spoke of any interpretation of tongues at all and neither the real disciples.
More lies, errors and contradictions from the Bible
Another interesting verse and one that defines what is a true christian and that should discredit all those that pretend to be one. Mark 16.17- And these signs will follow those who believe: In My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; 18they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”
All of this signs do really happen to the true Christians, but mostly to fool new members and once in awhile to keep those Christians grounded and confused.
if you have any doubt you can do a search on videos about miracles and other signs.
It’s a fascinating thing and it really confuses you when you see them and even more when you perform them. When I performed miracles and I can document some of them, I was as amazed as the person receiving them and had nothing to do with it whatsoever,. Those creatures behind the all thing are really something else!
There are a few people that have done what the bible requires, but they are all lost, lie, hide and excuse their problems instead of questioning the claims of that stupid book.
Those that have committed the mistake of believing that they can take up serpents, have taken the lie to a new level, with some of them being bitten and some dying from it.
Mathew 28.19 – Go therefore[c] and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.” Amen.
Only one apostle went out to the nations like Jesus ordered and of course many nations never got the message until recently, or got the Catholic message that is a false message within the false message of the bible —- what is another joke.
Catholics have committed barbaric acts throughout history that aren’t at all what Jesus ordered and all their rituals are different of those that the Bible demands! If Christians are too dumb to know better, they at least try to follow the rules more or less, but the Catholics —– the church that Paul helped start —- just invent their own rules and make up stories that only a 6 year old would really buy.
This idiots are so stupid that the bible clearly says that images are prohibited, but their satanic leaders are able to bypass that and sell to their members all those idiotic primitive statues and rituals. And the worst part is that even if the all thing is a hoax, because they believe in it, they are subject to the punishments described on the Bible and unfortunately the stupid Catholics give a curse to their innocent kids, a curse so real and scary that has lead to deaths, birth defects, suicides, drugs and many other cruel problems courtesy of dumb Catholic parents. If you are catholic, it’s time you tell your parents off and put them to shame. You must renounce that garbage, to be able to break the curse on your life.
The second commandment:
Exodus 20.4 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; 5 you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,
This is the second commandment, not the garbage your criminal Priest tells you!
The funny part of all of this, is that God prohibits images here of any kind, but in another passage Solomon makes images supposedly at God’s orders. A story fit for the Simpsons indeed!
1kings 9.4 –Now if you walk before Me as your father David walked, in integrity of heart and in uprightness, to do according to all that I have commanded you, and if you keep My statutes and My judgments
.David was a murderer, punished by God with the death of his son — integrity says god!—- well, he was just another murderer like him, i suppose he thinks he has integrity, the bastard!
The bible gets a little confusing about the baptism because not even those demonic creatures could create a good story about it. Many times Jesus says that you must be baptized to be saved, but he supposedly saved the thief in the cross that was never baptized, Paul talks about baptizing dead people and what about those that never heard the word of the bible, are they automatically condemned? None of the Jews today, or other religions can be saved and most sects like the Catholics, force baptism on little babies, when the bible says it suppose to be a choice, are they all going to hell? Sure enough, if the bible was true!…Either that, or Jesus lied!…..He lied and doesn’t even exist! The man jesus existed, but it was just a poor victim used by this invisible world that controls us, to play a despicable game/test on us.
Some of the wars in the bible are very cleared sponsored by God proudly, but of course he claims to promote and order all the killings even the guy Moses killed and the innocent babies from Egypt. What a lovely creature!
One very interesting verse, is the one that tells believers to not question God ——- but of course he also has one verse that says to prove the spirits, what anyone with a brain could use to disprove the all thing!
God created one woman to one man , or so it appears, but this rules didn’t apply to The Kings like David and Solomon that had hundreds of them and this clowns were so in tune with God that David was a murderer and Solomon accepted other Gods just because of his women —– cartoon like indeed!… The Simpson’s would fit right in!
The Jews use to have an “arc of the covenant”, that appears to have disappeared and God was supposed to be inside of it — another real joke, maybe God is lost somewhere! — poor guy!
Can God be the author of confusion and contradiction?
i) I John 5:7 which hinted at the Trinity is taken out of every modern version of the Bible as it is not to be found in the most ancient manuscripts (that they have access to today).
There is therefore no longer any verse in the Bible which preaches three gods as one. The Koran preaches that God is one indivisible, and not a trinity ( Koran 4:171)
ii) II Samuel 24 :1 says that God incited David to number Israel .
I Chronicles 21:1 says that Satan incited David to number Israel. God and Satan are not synonymous.
iii) II Chronicles 36:9 says that Jehoiachin was 8 years old when he became king.
II Kings 24:8 says Jehoiachin was 18 years old when he became king.
A difference of 10 years
iv) II Samuel 10:18 talks about David slew the men of 700 chariots of the Syrians and 40,000 horsemen and Shobach the commander.
I Chronicles 1:18 says that David slew the men of 7000 chariots and 40,000 footmen
Contradiction: one says 700 the other 7000. One says 40,000 horsemen(cavalry), the other 40,000 footmen (infantry).
v) I Chronicles 9:25 says that Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots.
I Kings 4:26 says that he had 40,000 stalls for horses
A difference of 36,000.
vi) Ezra 2:5 talks about an exile Arah having 775 sons.
Nehemiah 7:10 talks about the same exile Arah having 652 sons.
vii) John the Baptist contradicts Jesus.
According to Jesus, John the Baptist was Elijah in his 2nd coming Matthew 17:11.
John the Baptist denied being Elijah when the priests and Levites questioned him
viii) Was Jesus put on a cross (Stauron in Greek) Mark 15:11 or on a tree (Ksulon in Greek) I Peter 2:24
ix) John 3:13 Jesus says that none has ascended into heaven except the son of man who descended from heaven.
This contradicts II Kings 2:11 which says that Elijah ascended into heaven.
x) The Genealogy of Jesus.
a) From David to Jesus 41 names (generations) are given by Matthew [although he claims
there are 42] as against the 26 names [generations] given by Luke [Luke 3]. A difference
of 15 whole generations in the genealogy of the same man.
Matthew mentions that Jesus was the seed of David through Solomon while Luke says that Jesus was the seed of David through Nathan [Solomon’s brother]. This is a contradiction as the seed of David could never reach Jesus through Solomon and his brother Nathan at the same time. According to Matthew Jesus’ grandfather is Jacob [the father of Joseph] while according to Luke it is Heli.
xi) Luke doesn’t claim inspiration of his Gospel by God. He wrote it because he knew of the events and it “seemed good to him” ( Luke 1:1-5). Also see I Corinthians 7:25 where Paul, in this specific case says that he’s informing without God’s commandment. II Timothy 3:16 is presented to “prove” that all of the Bible is God’s inspiration, the above 2 references apart from the many others disprove that.
THE BIBLE AND PEACE:
20:29-30 The Israelites smite 100,000 Syrian soldiers in one day. A wall falls on 27,000 remaining Syrians.
2KI NGS2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably according to the will of God, for having jeered at a man of God.
2KI NGS5:27 Elisha curses Gehazi and his descendants forever with leprosy.
2KINGS 6:29 “So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden him.”
2KINGS 9:30-37 Jehu has Jezebel killed. Her body is trampled by horses. Dogs eat her flesh so that only her skull, feet, and the palms of her hands remain.
2KINGS 10:7 Jehu has Ahab’s seventy sons beheaded, then sends the heads to their father.
2KINGS 10:14 Jehu has forty-two of Ahab’s kin killed.
2KINGS 10:17 “And when he came to Samaria, he slew all that remained to Ahab in Samaria, till he had wiped them out, according to the word of the Lord ….”
2KINGS 10:19-27 Jehu uses trickery to massacre the Baal worshippers.
2KINGS 14:5, 7 Amaziah kills his servants and then 10,000 Edomites.
2KINGS 15:3-5 Even though he did what was right in the eyes of the Lord, the Lord smites Azariah with leprosy for not having removed the “high places.”
2KINGS 15:16 Menahem ripped open all the women who were pregnant.
2KINGS 19:35 An angel of the Lord kills 185,000 men.
2CHRONICLES 13:17 500,000 Israelites are slaughtered.
2CHRONICLES 21:4 Jehoram slays all his brothers.
PSALMS 144:1 God is praised as the one who trains hands for war and fingers for battle
ISAIAH 49:26 The Lord will cause the oppressors of the Israelite’s toeat their own flesh and to become drunk on their own blood as with wine.
EZEKIEL 6:12-13 The Lord says: “… they will fall by the sword, famine and plague. He that is far away will die of the plague, and he that is near will fall by the sword, and he that survives and is spared will die of famine. So will I spend my wrath upon them. And they will know I am the Lord, when the people lie slain among their idols around their altars, on every high hill and on all the mountaintops, under every spreading tree and every leafy oak ….”
EZEKIEL 9:4-6 The Lord commands: “… slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women ….”
EZEKIEL 20:26 In order that he might horrify them, the Lord allowed the Israelites to defile themselves through, amongst other things, the sacrifice of their first-born children.
EZEKIEL 21:3-4 The Lord says that he will cut off both the righteous and the wicked that his sword shall go against all flesh.
EZEKIEL 23:25,47 God is going to slay the sons and daughters of those who were whores.
HOSEA 13:16 “They shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.”
MATTHEW 11:21-24 Jesus curses [the inhabitants of] three cities who were not sufficiently impressed with his great works.
THE BIBLE AND SLAVERY
“Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.”
– Colossians 3:22
“Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the foward.
– 1 Peter 2:18
“Let as many servants as are under your yoke count their own masters worthy of all honor, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.”
– 1 Timothy 6:1
“Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.”
– Ephesians 6:5
“Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; not purloining, but showing good
fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.”
– Titus 2:9-10
“And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a
day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.”
– Exodus 21:20-21
“If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. If he came in by himself, he shall go out
by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. If his master has given him a wife, and she has born him sons or daughters; the
wife and her children shall be her master’s, and he shall go out by himself.
And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go free: Then his master shall bring him unto the judges;
he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.”
– Exodus 21:2-6
“Both thy bondsmen, and thy bondsmaids, which thou shall have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondsmen and bondsmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession…
– Leviticus 25:44-45
THE BOOK OF JUDGES (“HOLY” BIBLE)
JG 3:29 The Israelites kill about 10,000 Moabites.
JG 3:31 (A restatement.) Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an oxgoad.
JG 4:21 Jael takes a tent stake and hammers it through the head of Sisera, fastening it to the ground.
JG 7:19-25 The Gideons defeat the Midianites, slay their princes, cut off their heads, and bring the heads back to Gideon.
JG 8:15-21 The Gideons slaughter the men of Penuel.
JG 9:45 Abimalech and his men kill all the people in the city.
JG 11:29-39 Jepthah sacrifices his beloved daughter, his only child, according to a vow he has made with the Lord.
JG 14:19 The Spirit of the Lord comes upon a man and causes him to slay thirty men.
JG 15:15 Samson slays 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass.
JG 16:27-30 Samson, with the help of the Lord, pulls down the pillars of the Philistine house and causes his own death and that of 3000 other men and women.
JG 18:27 The Danites slay the quiet and unsuspecting people of Laish.
JG 20:43-48 The Israelites smite 25,000+ “men of valor” from amongst the Benjamites, “men and beasts and all that they found,” and set their towns on fire.
JG 21:10-12 “… Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones…. every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy.” They do so and find four hundred young virgins whom they bring back for their own use.
1 SAMUEL AND 2 SAMUEL (“HOLY BIBLE”).
1SA 6:19 God kills seventy men (or so) for looking into the Ark (at him?). (Note: The early Israelites apparently thought the Ark to be God’s abode.)
1SA 11:11 With the Lord’s blessing, Saul and his men cut down the Ammonites.
1SA 15:3, 7-8 “This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep,
camel and ass ….’ And Saul … utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword.”
1SA 14:31 Jonathan and his men strike down the Philistines.
1SA 15:33 “Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord ….”
1SA 18:7 The women sing as they make merry: “Saul has slain his thousands and David his ten thousands.”
1SA 18:27 David murders 200 Philistines, then cuts off their foreskins.
1SA 30:17 David smites the Amalekites.
2SA 4:7-8 Rechan and Baanah kill Ish-bosheth, behead him, and take his head to David.
2SA 4:12 David has Rechan and Baanah killed, their hands and feet cut off, and their bodies hanged by the pool at Hebron.
2SA 5:25 “And David did as the Lord commanded him, and smote the Philistines ….”
2SA 8:1-18 (A listing of some of David’s murderous conquests.)
2SA 8:4 David hamstrung all but a few of the horses.
2SA 8:5 David slew 22,000 Syrians.
2SA 8:13 David slew 18,000 Edomites in the valley of salt and made the rest slaves.
2SA 10:18 David slew 47,000+ Syrians.
2SA 11:14-27 David has Uriah killed so that he can marry Uriah’s wife, Bathsheba.
2SA 12:1, 19 The Lord strikes David’s child dead for the sin that David has committed.
THE BOOK OF KINGS (“HOLY” BIBLE).
1KI 2:24-25 Solomon has Adonijah murdered.
1KI 2:29-34 Solomon has Joab murdered.
1KI 2:46 Solomon has Shime-i murdered.
1KI 13:15-24 A man is killed by a lion for eating bread and drinking water in a place where the Lord had previously told him not to. This is in spite of the fact that the man had subsequently been lied to by a prophet who told the man that an angel of the Lord said that it would be all right to eat and drink there.
i) 1 samuel 18:27: Wherefore, David arose and he went he and his men and slew of the Philistines two hundred men and then guess what he did????? he chopped off their penis foreskins and gave them to Saul so that he could have his daughter michele as wife.
ii)Isaiah 36:12:” but Rabshakeh said…..has he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, THAT THEY MAY EAT THIER OWN DUNG AND DRINK THEIR OWN PISS WITH YOU.
Matthew 2:23 “that which was spoken by the prophets, ‘He shall be called a Nazarene.'” The words Nazareth / Nazarene are not even found in the Old Testament. Use a word search.
Matthew 27:9-10 In reference to the potter’s field being bought with thirty pieces of silver, quoting Jeremiah in the Old Testament. This is not in
Jeremiah at all.
Luke 24:46 & I Cor.15:4 After Jesus resurrected, he said, “Thus it is written, and thus it behooved Christ to suffer, and to rise from the dead
the third day.” This is a non-existent prophecy. There is no reference to a third day resurrection anywhere in the Old Testament.
MEDIA AND MODERN RESEARCH
“In their relentless search for “the historical Jesus,” various Biblical Scholars argue that the Gospel stories of the empty tomb and Jesus’
post-resurrection appearances are fictions devised long after his death to justify claims of his divinity.” (Rethinking the Resurrection, Newsweek. April 8 1996, page 42)
“While belivers through the ages have echoed Peter’s faith-filled declaration, “You are the Christ, the Son of the living God,” some modern scholars say that historical evidence reveals a much different portrait of Jesus than the one in Christian creeds.” (In search of Jesus, U.S.News & World Report, April 8 1996, page 47)
What do they say about the Bible?
“For another, the post-resurrection stories contain a variety of factual discrepancies about the main characters, places, times and the messages attributed to the Risen Jesus. For example, the Gospel of Matthew has Jesus appearing first to Mary Magdalene and other woman. Luke gives the
first appearance to Peter, and (with the exception of a later addition to his Gospel) Mark contains no post-Resurrection appearances at all. Luke’s Gospel says that Jesus appeared to the apostels in the Jerusalem area; Matthew says it was in Galilee.” (Rethinking the Resurrection, Newsweek. April 8 1996, page 44)
“Many sholars think the gospels are unreliable records since they were written as proclamation, not objective history, decades after Jesus’s
death.” (In search of Jesus, U.S.News & World Report, April 8 1996, page 47)
“There are, after all, four Gospels, whose actual writing, most scholars have come to acknowledge, was done not by the Apostles but by their anonymous followers (or their follower’s followers). Each presented a somewhat different picture of Jesus’s life. (The search for Jesus, TIME,
April 8 1996, page 38)
THE BIBLE AND WOMEN
“When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.”
“And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.”
“Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days;
according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.” (Leviticus 12:2)
“But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.” (Leviticus 12:5)
“But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.” (I Corinthians 11:3)
“For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.” (I Corinthians 11:8-9)
Jesus a baby killer??
“Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds. And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.” (Revelation 2:22-23)
“Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Whoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. He that sacrificeth unto any god, save to the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.” (Exodus 22:18-20)
Don’t Harm the man but take the woman:
“Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good
unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.” (Judges 19:24-25)
Silence The Woman:
“Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.” (I Timothy 2:11-14)
“If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;” (Deuteronomy 22:22)
“Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.” (Deuteronomy 22:24)
Best way to get your choice bride is to rape her or have adultry with her according to
“If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of
silvers, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.” (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
Wives submit to your husbands as if they are Gods According to the Bible:
“Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything. ” (Ephesians 5:22-24)
Women have to shut up according to the Bible:
“Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.” (I Corinthians 14:34-35)
Husband rules over the wife according to the Bible:
“Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.” (Genesis 3:16)
God rips pregnant women according to the Bible:
“Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces,
and their women with child shall be ripped up.” (Hosea 13:16)
Women’s wickedness is the worst:
“Give me any plague, but the plague of the heart: and any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman.” (Eccles. 25:13)
“Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.” (Eccles. 25:22)
“If she go not as thou wouldest have her, cut her off from thy flesh, and give her a bill of divorce, and let her go.” (Eccles. 25: 26)
“The whoredom of a woman may be known in her haughty looks and eyelids. If thy daughter be shameless, keep her in straitly, lest she abuse
herself through overmuch liberty.” (Eccles. 26:9-10)
“A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman
is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued.” (Eccles. 26:14-15)
“A shameless woman shall be counted as a dog; but she that is shamefaced will fear the Lord.” (Eccles.26:25)
“For from garments cometh a moth, and from women wickedness. Better is the churlishness of a man than a courteous woman, a woman, I say, which bringeth shame and reproach.” (Eccles. 42:13-14)
“Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For
she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.” (Ezekiel 23: 20-21)
“and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.” (Ezekiel 23:
Cain took eve as wife?? Or what happened. Something’s wrong here: For when he married there was NO other woman.
“And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.” (Genesis 4:17)
David Danced Naked (where were the Papparazzi?)
“And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod. So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the LORD with shouting, and with the sound of the trumpet.
And as the ark of the LORD came into the city of David, Michal Saul’s daughter looked through a window, and saw king David leaping and dancing
before the LORD; and she despised him in her heart.” (II Samuel 6:14-16)
“Then David returned to bless his household. And Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, How glorious was the king of
Israel today, who uncovered himself to day in the eyes of the handmaids of his servants, as one of the vain fellows shamelessly uncovereth
himself!” (II Samuel 6:20)
Bible suggests eating human faeces (s**t)
“And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus
shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.” (Ezekiel 4:12-13)
And of course when you eat you need to wash it down with:
“But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” (II Kings 18:27)
Anyone for Dove’s dung??
“And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass’s head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove’s dung for five pieces of silver.” (II Kings 6:25)
“And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son….” (II Kings 6:28-29)
Playboy has the copyright to this show:
“Look, I am against you!- declares Yahweh Saboath- I shall lift your skirts as high as your face and show your nakedness to the nations, your shame to the kingdoms. I shall pelt you with filth.” (Nahum 3:6)
“If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.” (Malachi 2:2-3)
“Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls.” (Micah 1:8)
Too much chili??
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. (Isaiah 16:11)
Hear ye, Hear ye, No pissing on the wall OR:
“therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jerobo’am, and will cut off from Jerobo’am him that pisseth against the wall…” (I Kings 14:10)
“And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.”
( I Kings 16:11)
God wants you to see a nude prophet:
“At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy lions, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for
a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia; So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives,
young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.” (Isaiah 20:2-4)
Don’t lose your privates or the God of the Bible wont have you:
“He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not
enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” (Deuteronomy
Rabbits dont chew cud:
LEV 11:6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
The meekest man would never say that he was the meekest :o)
Num.12:3: “Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the fact of the earth.”
The meek man’s wrath:
Num.31:14, 17, 18: “And Moses was wroth…And Moses said unto them, “Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman, … But all the women children … keep alive for yourselves.”
What were the last words of Jesus:
Matt.27:46,50: “And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?” that is to say, “My God, my God,
why hast thou forsaken me?” …Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.”
Luke23:46: “And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, “Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:” and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.”
John19:30: “When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, “It is finished:” and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.”
To see or not to see God:
God CAN be seen:
“And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts.” (Ex. 33:23)
“And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend.” (Ex. 33:11)
“For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.” (Gen. 32:30)
OR= God CANNOT be seen:
“No man hath seen God at any time.” (John 1:18)
“And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live.” (Ex. 33:20)
“Whom no man hath seen nor can see.” (1 Tim. 6:16)
Before the cock crow – Matthew 26:34
Before the cock crow twice – Mark 14:30
MAR 14:72 And the second time the cock crew. And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept.
MAT 26:74 Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.
MAT 26:75 And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he went out, and
LUK 22:60 And Peter said, Man, I know not what thou sayest. And immediately, while he yet spake, the cock crew.
LUK 22:61 And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the
cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
JOH 13:38 Jesus answered him, Wilt thou lay down thy life for my sake? Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The cock shall not crow, still thou hast denied me thrice.
JOH 18:27 Peter then denied again: and immediately the cock crew.
How many children did Michael daughter of saul have??
SA2 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.
SA2 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of
Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:
Let us Judge:
1 Cor 2:15 ” The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man’s judgment:” (NIV)
1 Cor 4:5 ” Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and
will expose the motives of men’s hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God.”
Jesus’ second coming:
MAT 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
MAR 13:30 Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.
LUK 21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.
1 thessalonians 4:15-18
“Holy” Bible And the Prophets:
Abraham married his sis (Genesis 20:12)
Lot had incest with his daughters who begat his children (Genesis 19:30)
David had adultry with bathsheba (2 Samuel 11:1-7)
Solomon worshipped idols (1 Kings 11:4)
Noah was a drunkard and lay naked in his intoxication (Genesis 9:20)
Aaron led people to worship the golden calf (Exodus 32:2-11)
Jesus was seen as a wine bibber (Matthew 11:19; Luke 7:34)
Jacob was a deceiver (Genesis 27)
and ofcourse Isaiah was a nudist and none other than God asked him to walk naked for three years :o).
Christians while they read the Koran, come across the aya in the Koran which talks about Jesus speaking from the cradle, and they have a big laugh and say its prepostrous.
However, since today we can make even inanimate objects talk, for example computers, the one who makes the faculties of speech, much more complex than a computer software can easily make his creation talk. Any one heard about the art of voice throwing?
However what the Christian doesn’t realize is that the holy bible also takes great pride in suggesting:
“And Jesus said unto them,,”Yes, have you never read,’Out of the mouth of BABES AND SUCKLINGS thou has brought perfect praise’?
On wine or not to wine?
Proverbs 31:6-7 “Give strong drink to him who is ready to perish, and wine to those hthat be of heavy hearts. Let him drink and forget his poverty and remember his misery no more.”
That is what the homeless in new york are doing, drinking and forgetting their misery but in the process create a viscious cycle in whch the
alcohol keeps them on the road being the leading cause and commanality about all homeless. But hey, the holy of holies says do it!
But wait a minute the holiness says something else too (hmmmmm)
Proverbs 20:1 (just 11 chapters earlier):”Wine is a mocker, strong drink is a ragingand whomsoever is deceived thereby is not wise.”
wow, amen to that, hmm but the Bible got self deceived!
Cretionism myths dont agree with themselves :o), and then ladies and gentlemen
there was Man :o)
Man was created AFTER the other animals (Genesis 1:25-26), now wait a minute
Man was created BEFORE the other animals Genesis 2:18-19.
SERMON ON THE MOUNT OR PLAIN?
Hey all, anyone heard of the SERMON on the MOUNT?? (Matthew 5:1,2)?? Nice stuff
but hey know what, good ole Luke says it was on a PLAIN (Luke 6:17.20), wow ever heard of the sermon on the plain??
GREEK OR NOT SO GREEK?
Was it a GREEK woman who sought Jesus since her daughter was ill (Mark 7:26) or was it a woman of CANAAN (mark 15:22).
HOW MANY WOMEN?
How many women went to the sephulchre after Jesus’ “cruci-fiction” on the first day of the week. Whatever your answer is , guess what youre correct!
Was it one (John 20:1) Or was it two (Matthew 28:1) or wait a minute was it three??(Mark 16:1) NAH, he was a popular guy must be more than three (Luke 24:10)
THE RESTING GOD:
1.God got tired and rested (Exodus 31:17) BUT ALSO God never rests or gets tired (Isaiah 40:28)
THE UNKNOWING GOD:
2.God sees and knows everythig (Prov 15:3) BUT THEN he doesnt see and know everything and its possible to hide from him (Genesis 3:8; Genesis 18:20-21)
THE TEMPTING GOD:
3.God doesnt tempt anyone (James 1:13) BUT THEN ALAS, God tempted Abraham (Genesis 22:1 ) and deceived Jeremiah (Jeremiah 20:7)- sniff :o(
THE LYING GOD:
4.God doesnt lie (Hebrews 6:18) BUT THEN God sent LYING SPIRITS to lie to people (1 Kings 22:23)
THE NOT-SO-SURE GOD
5. God forbids the making of IMAGES (Exodus 20:4) BUT ALAS GOD commands that images of cherubims be made (Exodus 25:18,20)
THE END OF JUDAS?
6. Judah hung himself and comitted suicide (Matthew 27:5); OR Did he die when his bowels split open (poor fellow cant agree on his death even ) Acts 1:18
Don’t lose your privates or the God of the Bible wont have you:
“He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not
enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” (Deuteronomy
The bottom line is that all the mistakes in the bible are there for a purpose and is for us to question it and look for answers. We are controlled by a invisible parallel world and even if they are as evil and despicable as Jesus; they want us to find the hoax and save us from so much misery. Yes, they want us to fight back!
There is no doubt they could easily inspire a flawless book, or close to it and we would just fall for it, it’s not that easy to turn against God, but that’s what he wants apparently. They could easily fooled me for a very long time, being so committed like i was. But as soon as i got to the highest possible level, they started to lie to me regularly and push me into such ridiculous situations, that it was rather easy to start calling them liars and thieves.
That supposed Holly spirit that follows you around, that voice you hear in your mind, those thoughts when you meditate, is nothing more than a despicable Alien, that will get down and dirty with you when you start to call him the proper names. When i started to call the SOB on his acts, he started to call me back the same or worst. It gets real crazy when your mind tells you to go places in four letter words!